September 11, 2007

It's been over 3 months since our reunion in Portland and the christening in Bath. John King has kept in touch with the crew and Captain Eckerle. John reports the fitting out is going as planned and the Commissioning location is still tentatively planned for Baltimore in June or July of next year.

We now have 217 Association Members in good standing.

News

It is with deep regret, we report the passing of our shipmate, OS2 Bryan Johnson. Please take a moment to say a prayer for both him and his family.

Congratulations to our shipmate Admiral Michael Mullen, who has been nominated for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and will assume his position October 1, 2007. This is another success story for our crew and street. See the like below for details. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Mullen

Treasurers Report

Dennis Dean was elected Treasure at the last meeting and has provided the report below.

Reunion Attendance was 158

Receipts were $12,640.00

                        Expenses         $17,277.90

                        Net Expense   -$ 4,637.90 to Treasury

Current Condition

                        Checking         $3,103.52

                        Savings            $6,010.18

                        PayPal             $1,242.17

                        Total Assets  $10,355.87

                        No Liabilities

Commissioning Plans Summer 2008

John’s last communication with the Captain indicates the Commissioning is still tentatively planed for Baltimore.

John King will keep us updated as things progress.

Reunion Spring 2009

We are waiting to hear where the Sterett will be home ported. We are thinking this will be San Diego and as we discussed at out last meeting this is where we hope to hold the next Sterett Reunion. Having said that, the following people have volunteered to be the next reunion committee.

Captian Reichert

Mike Butterfield

Wayne Wright

Mike Cornforth (VP Sterett Assoc.)

Peter Buckely

Regards,

Wayne McBrian

President, USS Sterett Association

mcbrian@msn.com

Subject: Old Tin Can Sailor

This is the way it was. Every time I start missing old “haze gray and underway,&#xu201D; I go through this list. Funny stuff and right on target. - Author unknown.

1. Buy a steel dumpster, paint it gray inside and out, and live in it for six months.

2. Run all the pipes and wires in your house exposed on the walls.

3. Repaint your entire house every month.

4. Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of the bathtub and move the shower head to chest level. When you take showers, make sure you turn off the water while you soap down.

5. Put lube oil in your humidifier and set it on high.

6. Once a week, blow compressed air up your chimney, making sure the wind carries the soot onto your neighbor’s house. Ignore his complaints.

7. Once a month, take all major appliances apart and then reassemble them.

8. Raise the thresholds and lower the headers of your front and back doors so that you either trip or bang your head every time you pass through them.

9. Disassemble and inspect your lawnmower every week.

10. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, turn your water heater temperature up to 200 degrees. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, turn the water heater off. On Saturdays and Sundays tell your family they use too much water during the week, so no bathing will be allowed.

11. Raise your bed to within 10 inches of the ceiling, so you can’t turn over without getting out and then getting back in.

12. Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Have your spouse whip open the curtain about 3 hours after you go to sleep, shine a flashlight in your eyes and say “Sorry, wrong rack.&#xu201D;

13. Make your family qualify to operate each appliance in your house

· dishwasher! operator, blender technician, et cetera.

14. Have your neighbor come over each day at 5 AM, blow a whistle so loud Helen Keller could hear it, and shout “Reveille, reveille, all hands heave out and trice up.&#xu201D;

15. Have your mother-in-law write down everything she’s going to do the following day, then have her make you stand in your back yard at 6 AM while she reads it to you.

16. Submit a request chit to your father-in-law requesting permission to leave your house before 3 PM.

17. Empty all the garbage bins in your house and sweep the driveway three times a day, whether it needs it or not “Now sweepers, sweepers, man your brooms, give the ship a clean sweep down fore and aft, empty all trash cans over the fantail.&#xu201D;

18. Have your neighbor collect all your mail for a month, read your magazines and randomly lose every 5th item before delivering it to you.

19. Watch no TV except for movies played in the middle of the night.

Have your family vote on which movie to watch, then show a different one.

20. When your children are in bed, run into their room with a megaphone shouting that your home is under attack and ordering them to their battle stations “Now general quarters, general quarters, all hands man your battle stations.&#xu201D;

21. Make your family menu a week ahead of time without consulting the pantry or refrigerator.

22. Post a menu on the kitchen door informing your family that they are having steak for dinner. Then make them wait in line for an hour. When they finally get to the kitchen, tell them you are out of steak, but they can have dried ham or hot dogs. Repeat daily until they ignore the menu and just ask for hot dogs.

23. Bake a cake. Prop up one side of the pan so the cake bakes unevenly. Spread icing real thick to level it off.

24. Get up every night around midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on stale bread.

25. Set your alarm clock to go off at random during the night. At the alarm, jump up and dress as fast as you can, making sure to button your top shirt button and tuck your pants into your socks. Run out into the backyard and uncoil the garden hose.

26. Every week or so, throw your cat or dog in the pool and shout

“Man overboard port side.&#xu201D; Rate your family members on how fast they respond.

27. Put the headphones from your stereo on your head, but don’t plug them in. Hang a paper cup around your neck on a string. Stand in front of the stove, and speak into the paper cup “Stove manned and ready.&#xu201D; After an hour or so, speak into the cup again “Stove secured.&#xu201D; Roll up the headphones and paper cup and stow them in a shoe box.

28. Place a podium at the end of your driveway. Have your family stand watches at the podium, rotating at 4 hour intervals. This is best done when the weather is worst. January is a good time.

29. When a thunderstorm is in your area, get a wobbly rocking chair, sit in it and rock as hard as you can until you become nauseous. Make sure to have a supply of stale crackers in your shirt pocket.

30. For former engineers: Bring your lawn mower into the living room, and run it all day long.

31. Make coffee using eighteen scoops of budget priced coffee grounds per pot. Allow the pot to simmer 5 hours before drinking.

32. Have someone under the age of ten give you a haircut with sheep shears.

33. Sew the back pockets of your jeans on the front.

34. Every couple of weeks, dress up in your best clothes and go to the scummiest part of town. Find the most rundown trashiest bar. Drink beer until you are hammered. Walk all the way home.

35. Lock yourself and your family in the house for six weeks. Tell them that at the end of the 6th week you are going to take them to Disney World for “liberty.&#xu201D; At the end of the 6th week, inform them the trip to Disney World has been canceled because they need to get ready for an inspection, and it will be another week before they can leave the house.

Sure do miss my time in the Navy